She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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