U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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