I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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