the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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