Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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