Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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