i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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