Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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