oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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