he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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