Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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