he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
