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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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