thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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