I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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