even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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