you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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