We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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