my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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