You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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