Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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