the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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