"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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