yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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