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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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