how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
the liver wants what the liver wants
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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