u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Banned from zoo.
Again?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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