You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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