I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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