I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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