uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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