just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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