At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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