what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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