Me. At least after what I've been through.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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