ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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