well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
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