is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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