wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
