I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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