Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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