im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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