who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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