Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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