I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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