so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
pray to the hookup gods
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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