I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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