Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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