I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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