He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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