I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
there is glitter all over my balls
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