I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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