I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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