My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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