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• (904): View more from Florida

  I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?

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• (716): View more from New York

  this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.

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  $5. Donated.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?

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