She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
My vagina is officially offended.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family