So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
The convent might be a nice break from real life