I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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