Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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