Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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