you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
If I die, sorry about rent.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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